澳大利亚的十二大怪现象(中英对照)

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1.Using the same poision to kill ants.
用同样的毒药杀蚂蚁


2.16 years old you can get married and do s e x, but if you want to watch p o r n a movies, you must be above 18
16岁能结婚做 爱，但18岁才能看毛片

3.Using candles to save power.(Candles are much more expensive)
为了省电点蜡烛——蜡烛更贵

4.Super markets staff dont allow you to buy alcohol or cigarettes without passport, but they allow your friend who has got passport with him to buy those things for you.
超市员工不会卖烟给你，如果没有带证件。但是他们允许你带了证件的朋友为你买。

5.If you are using computers in some places where you can surf online, you are not allowed to download or use memory keys, 'cos you might bring virus. However, you are allowed to use floppy disk and CD-ROM
因为怕感染病毒，你被禁止在能上网的地方下载或者使用优盘。但是你可以使用3.5寸盘和CD-ROM


6.Never take off the OEM information papers, which show the CD-keys of the Windows away from the PC boxes
从来不把写有WINDOWS序列号的OEM牌从机箱上撕走

7.Using complex ways to solve easy problems
用复杂的方法解决简单的问题

8.Using umbralla in rainy days in winter but summer.
冬天下雨用伞，夏天就不用

9.Use little flavors on cooking and usually eat foods uncooked. They think it's heathy and organic
很少使用调味料，还经常生吃各种食物。他们认为这样健康、绿色

10.They want foreigners to come to Australia to create money and bring benefits for them, but they don't want foreigners to live in Australia at the same time when they are creating money 4 Australian. For solving this problem, they have spent a lot of time, wheras it's impossible. They insist that there must be a way.
他们想外国人来澳大利亚为他们工作创造财富，但同时又不希望外国人住在澳大利亚境内。为此，他们已经花了很长时间去想解决方案，尽管这是不可能的。他们坚信一定有办法！

11.They always kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
杀鸡取卵


12.'Cos most of natives don't like going to schools, the education system decides to deline the study fees for those natives and ask the government to support'em. To offset, education system rises the study fees of international students, who are working hard. However, it doesnt make sense -- natives don't like study at all.

因为本土人不爱学习，于是澳大利亚教育机关就降本土人的学费（以吸引他们学习），并且叫政府大力地支持他们。为了抵消降低的学费，澳大利亚教育机关年年都提高那些热爱学习的国际留学生的学费。但是，这样做一点意义也没有——本土人根本就没有想过要学习……




看看，人家总结的多好。 。。。。。。

12.'Cos most of natives don't like going to schools, the education system decides to deline the study fees for those natives and ask the government to support'em. To offset, education system rises the study fees of international students, who are working hard. However, it doesnt make sense -- natives don't like study at all.
苦啊……苦啊……

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简直要哭了~~~~~~~~~~

。。。。。。。。。。。。楼主 你又刺激到了我这颗幼小滴心灵

LZ  从哪个网站找到的。。。

国内毛片都是违法了吧
按理说，结婚了，也不能看。。哈哈

其实澳洲人的调料也不少。乱七八糟什么都有。超市看看酒知道了
。。哈哈

是的,句句在理~~~~~~~